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Here we have a fabulous ad from the Chicago Tribune, 25 Oct. 1891, featuring Laloo Laloo – the “living boy and a half” who had “2 Bodies with 1 Head” and was, thankfully for Laloo (I guess), “alive.”
Ah, Kohl & Middleton’s…the great Chicago ‘curiosity’ museum…
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Additionally, just as a little note, Jack Goldie – a blackface [...]

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mmm…

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Jesus….thanks, Uncle Cowboy-guy.
I didn’t even see it coming.

Happy hat.

Angry hat…

Pure cross marketing genius!
There’s certainly no jarring transition from “glorious edifice” to “package of crackers.”
None at all.
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And finally…

Is it just me, or does this ad make it sound like one is either supposed to A) drink fresh blood, or B) change one’s blood regularly like motor [...]

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Good sir, I would like to kill 400 rats in a very painful way while only spending $1.50.
Well then, my fine young fellow, have I got the electic-paste for you…

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One dollar was a hell of a lot of money back then.  Especially just to have her tell you the name of your future wife and your own name!  (In case you’ve forgotten, I suppose.)
I wonder who Madame Prewster was…  She must’ve been good for these prices.

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We love you, Orson

Watch Orson Welles try to film a champagne ad while completely drunk.
And enjoy.

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Mental powers were more developed in 1922, I guess.

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Let me tell you what, if there is only one thing in life of which I am certain it’s that I really don’t want to take any chances of being “burned to death” by my stove polish.  And, better yet, “no expensive tin or cans.”  I’d pay ten thousand dollars more than it’s worth just [...]

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 Is it just me, or should the phrase “(Now you die!!)” appear directly beneath the “Imperial Austrian Infantry Band” line?

Well it’s about damn time.  My weak organs caused my emissions to elevate a full two months ago.  (And let me tell you what, when my emissions elevate you’d better stand well clear…and maybe grow a [...]

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“Major Atom”?

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