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Archive for January 15th, 2007

Stove polish

Let me tell you what, if there is only one thing in life of which I am certain it’s that I really don’t want to take any chances of being “burned to death” by my stove polish.  And, better yet, “no expensive tin or cans.”  I’d pay ten thousand dollars more than it’s worth just to avoid expensive tins or cans.  I’m sold.

Kidney

Primitives.  These days we strap a small dog to our lower backs.  Then when our kidney diseases are removed, we get to keep the sickly dog as a pet.  But it was 1891, after all.  I don’t suppose they were emotionally ready for ‘kidney dogs.’

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