I got a bit uppity with these guys over the course of the steroid debate (in which they choose blanket condemnation for some reason), but this is a fabulous smack-down.
Gay People = Asparagus
Ladies and gentlemen, Gene Wojciechowski:
Tim Hardaway hates gay people. I hate asparagus. You hate Lindsay Lohan ring tones. This is important why?
I think the difference is that no one ever robbed asparagus, severely beat asparagus, tied asparagus to a fence post and left asparagus to die.
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I did once drown asparagus in a butter sauce, but after I had seen what I had done I saved it rinsed it off and name it Skippy. He was the best friend a third grader could want. I’m not sure if Skippy was gay or not we were just friends.